Send a military themed birthday card for your special someone who's turning 39!

Card front says: You're turning 39?

Card inside says: No worries, you're still a hot cookie! Happy Birthday!

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Card front says: Happy 39th Birthday!

Card inside says: May your birthday be as extraordinary. amazing, unique, exceptional, special, fun, and remarkable as you are!

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Card front says: Any way you look at it, 39 ...

Card inside says: ... looks great on you! Happy Birthday!

animals, dogs, Birthday, Funny, Teasing/Insulting

Card front says: 39 is... just a number

Card inside says: A really BIG number! Happy Birthday, anyway!

humorous, Birthday, Funny, Teasing/Insulting

Card front says: Happy 39th Birthday!

Card inside says: You're not old, you're a classic vintage! Cheers and Happy Birthday!

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Our Guarantee

Your card is delivered on time everytime - or you don't pay

If your card is not delivered on (or before) the day we promised you, we will refund your full purchase price.

(You will not get that guarantee from the US Post Office or from anyone else.)

Your card is delivered on time everytime - or you don't pay

If your card is not delivered on (or before) the day we promised you, we will refund your full purchase price.

(You will not get that guarantee from the US Post Office or from anyone else.)